My Wish List
Mister this is an absolute steal. When they see my “star quality” I will be discovered and make millions. Granted, I may be a wee bit older than most of my cast members. But the sun will come out tomorrow and for every day for the rest of your life if you buy this for moi!
Heritage Hen Mini Farm
I know you’re thinking that the price is a little over the top. But listen to this – we get a lot for that price. It includes architects that design a custom made hen house that includes: a library chock full of chicken books, gorgeous chandelier, 3-10 heritage breed hens, and a custom raised vegetable or herb garden. We could actually live off the land! Our neighbors will be so jealous!
Remember how you told me that if I buy one more rooster for the kitchen that you would fly the coop? Just think about it.
Merci Beau Coop!
Okay, Mister… you know how you say I never save you any money? I will here – don’t get me this. Now you owe me $99,500.00.
Neiman Marcus Edition 2013 McLaren 12 C Spider
Now I’ve got your attention, Mister…
This includes a business-class trip to England to have a VIP dinner with the Chairman of McLaren, Ron Dennis.
Mister, I could sooo easily buy this for you. All you have to do is buy me that walk-on role in Annie so I could become rich and famous and the Heritage Hen Farm so I could train the hens to keep the paparazzi at a distance.
That McLaren 12C Spider could be yours…
Merry Christmas, Mister!