This last flight I was seated next to the emergency exit. Obviously, American Airlines knows a responsible flier when they see one. The Mister was designated to a middle seat. I guess they know his history of lapsing into snoreville as soon as he hits his seat. Not moi. I accepted my duties with honor and read every letter of the safety pamphlet. This flight was in good hands.
Back to the point of this blog… Sky Mall. I love this magazine and for some reason my nerves become a little more settled when I have my nose tucked into it. Here are some of my finds from my last flight.
That’s what I need! I knew I was missing something….If the Princess and First Lady are making the plunge, so can I.
Tranquil sounds oxygen bar
For a mere $399.00 I can lounge on my couch and breathe in 30% of oxygen enriched air and listen to the sounds of tranquility. I just want to see the Mister’s face when he walks in from a long day at the office and I am decompressing on the couch from a tough day of blogging. I’ll just put the vacuum in the middle of the room and hope for the best.
I need this desperately. One question though…how do I remember the password to get into the vault. Maybe I’ll just write it on my hand… seemed to work for me in high school.
Mademoiselle floor lamp
Wish I looked this good with a lampshade on my head. I would never buy this because I would be afraid the Mister would like her better than me.
Invisible Ink Kit
Could have used this in the old days when Sista used to steal all my stuff!
Smoking Dragon Incense Kit
This guy looks like he gives off some pretty mean incense. Hmmmm.. Sista’s birthday is coming up in February and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t own one of these.
Queen and corgi
I just realized something… the queen and I have the same legs. She has better shoes, though.
This is for all the young ladies out there that may be entertaining their future in-laws. Place it on your coffee table where you are serving them cocktails, and let the fun begin! Great ice breaker.
Big Foot Yeti Sculpture
Not crazy about your neighbors? Sick of the kids in the neighborhood trying to sell you stuff? Put this guy in your front yard and you will experience total isolation. Guaranteed.
You can bedazzle just about anything these days.
Waist Cincher Fat Burner
My question is this… how do I actually get into this thing. And another thing … how long do I have to wear it before I start looking like her?
Throw out the bow ties, Mister. I found the perfect accessory that eliminates “sloppy tie syndrome.”
Clip in Feathers
Bought a set of these for my buddy, Delaney, last year for her birthday. Have never seen her wear them. I paid good money for them at the Dollar Store.
Replace the word “novel” for “blog” and I would order a dozen of them. You don’t know how many times I have threatened friends and family with this statement. Somebody’s got to keep them in line.
No truer words have been said, Sky Mall.
Hope y’all are having a weekend filled with clear skies and no turbulence.